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That effing village

Aug
08
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http://sjfiremuseum.org/?mcsf_action=main_css Let's make Olympics a friendly game... anyone can score!

The above image was tweeted by Caroline Buchanan, an Australian cyclist. We’ve known for a while that the Olympics is just an excuse for the world’s most beautifully athletic people to come together for a cross-cultural boink session.

Only we had no idea how much boinking was involved.

Mediacorp’s Today reported that Durex sponsored 150,000 condoms for the 10,800 athletes. For simplicity’s sake, let’s assume all the athletes are straight, and the ratio of male and female athletes are roughly 50:50.

That gives each male athlete 27 condoms to use over the duration of the Games, which run for 17 days.

Now who wants to watch a version of Olympic Big Brother?

picture source: Caroline Buchanan’s Twitter

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How to catch an Octupus in Japan

Aug
08

We all know that people of Japan are into some pretty weird shit.

And this culture of doing weird shit is apparently so permeable that it has invariably spread to its sea creatures as well. Look what needs to be done in Japan to catch an octopus.

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Bane, after Batman.

Aug
08
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All i wanted was to be someone's reckoning..

Apparently, Bane survived the blast from Selina Kyle, and was incarcerated. 7 years later, he was released for good behaviour. And is now trying to be a good Gothamite.

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Total Recall 2012

Aug
05

Total Recall 2012

Remakes of classic movies are here to stay. Sometimes, they are better than the original. Not this time.

The original Total Recall (adapted from the Philip K. Dick short story “We can remember it for you wholesale”), although made in 1990, had the balls to give us Mars. The 2012 remake instead gives us post apocalyptic Britain vs The Colony (Australia).

The overall plot is very similar. Douglas Quaid, an ordinary worker on Earth/Colony, has recurring dreams of an exciting life and a mysterious woman. Discontented (even with a wife like Sharon Stone / Kate Beckinsale. Seriously Quaid??) with life, he decides to go to Rekall for implanted memories of being a superspy.

However, just before the procedure begins, the rekall personnel realises that his memory had already previously been tainted with, and he really was a super secret agent with extraordinary kungfu that until then hadn’t been discovered.

Off he goes on the run and on the road to discovering who he really is.

The 1990 version was really fun. And they really ran with it. Mars, mutants, prostitute with 3 boobs, Sharon Stone.

The 2012 version, sadly, other than Kate Beckinsale, had little to go for it. Even the highly anticipated scene with the prostitute with 3 boobs was a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment. It was essentially chase scene after chase scene in a heavily CGI-ed future that didn’t really impress.

Total Recall 2012

Wait, what? In the future, we still haven’t solved flooding issues?

It all felt very Minority Report-ish, which in 2002, was pretty awesome. But this is 2012.

Fun Fact: Minority Report, incidentally, was also based on a short story by Philip K. Dick, and was in fact, initally meant to be adapted as the sequel to the 1990 Totall Recall. 

The only part of the film I felt surprised by, was the scene in which Quaid smuggled himself into the United Federation of Britain’s immigration department, in one of the original’s most iconic moments. So I shall not spoil it here.

The endless chase scenes and overall less ambitious film-making makes this an inferior remake. And it certainly doesn’t help build confidence for the other remakes to come, and yes, there are many.

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Doing it right vs Doing it right now

Aug
02

So, Feng Tian Wei won the women’s singles table tennis bronze medal yesterday in the 2012 London Summer Olympics for Singapore. For that, I congratulate her. But I don’t feel like we, as a nation, have anything to celebrate. Feng was brought to Singapore in 2007, and in Jan 2008, was made a Singapore Citizen (Just in time for Beijing 2008), and together with her fellow chinese imports Li Jiawei and Wang Yuegu, went on to claim the Silver medal in the 2008 women’s team event.

What our government was/is doing is as obvious as the match-throwing badminton players. They were systematically gaming the system in order to gain (almost) instant gratification.

If we can’t win it, we’ll fucking well buy it.

I just don’t think its right. I guess I can understand the temptation, and the rationale behind doing it (It sure feels great to be part of the medal winning elite in a global event such as the olympics), but ultimately, the victory will ring hollow.

Also, FTW (Feng Tianwei, incidentally, also, For The Win!) has been a “Singaporean” since 2008. Yet she can’t field a simple interview session after her win in english. Integrate leh.

We’re not asking a lot of you. Just speak english. Like the rest of us.

Not too loud please.

 

RTB. RTB?

Aug
02

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