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Bodyform responds to the lies it has propagated since the 80s

Oct
19

bodyform facebook comment

Then watch Bodyform’s “CEO” Caroline Williams’s response to all the lies it has spread.

Way to turn a mock attack into an opportunity!

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Chanel Number 5

Oct
17

Brad Pitt says its all about the Journey.

mrbrown begs to differ, cos he

“only go downstairs, buy peanut”

 

By the way, Brad got paid $7,000,000 (Yeah, that’s 7 million) for uttering those words while looking visibly uncomfortable.

At 41 words, that’s more than $170,000 per word.

Suck it, mere mortals!

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We have to go back!

Oct
04

Don’t you think Mitt Romney totally looks like an older version of Matthew Fox?

Matthew Fox looks like Mitt Romney

If this POTUS thing doesn't work out, I'll just go film an alternate version of Looper with Matthew Fox.

If you were here looking for the 2012 Presidential debate updates and big bird quotes, you can find them here.

 

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How much is that cuddle?

Oct
03

Sometimes, when you feel down and alone, all you really want is to be able to cuddle with a loved one. Afterall, cuddling releases Oxytocin, and increases overall happiness, reduces stress and blood pressure.

Hmmm… if only there was a way to monetize it.

Well, of course there is.

Courtesy of Japan, welcome to Cuddle Cafe. Soineya opened its doors 25 Sept, offering professional cuddles at a price.

The menu comes with items such as http://cyberblogue.com/modify-ibm-bios-trough-vmware-esxi-or-others-os “sleeping in a girl’s arms”, Yuktae-dong “sleeping with head on girl’s laps” and “staring into each other’s eyes”.

Prices start at 3000 yen for 20 minutes.

Wouldn’t exactly be surprised if the girl were to ask

“would you like some used panties with that?”

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New iPhone? Its faster! Better! Shinier!

Sep
14

This is what happens when you tell rabid apple fans that the new iPhone5 has arrived, and then you hand them the iPhone 4, and ask them how they feel about it.

Brainwashed! Either that or… Americans.

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Social Media: Its a hard knock life

Aug
14

So there you are, social media evangelist for Starhub. You found something cool, like keyboard teacups, and decide to share it with your fans as part of an engagement post.

And truth be told, the cups really are cool and cute and geeky. No way this is going to get any negative feedback.

starhub social media

Bam! Trolled.

 

Social media… its a hard knock life.

 

How to catch an Octupus in Japan

Aug
08

We all know that people of Japan are into some pretty weird shit.

And this culture of doing weird shit is apparently so permeable that it has invariably spread to its sea creatures as well. Look what needs to be done in Japan to catch an octopus.

how to catch an octopus

Original post from 9gag.

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Bane, after Batman.

Aug
08
Bane

All i wanted was to be someone's reckoning..

Apparently, Bane survived the blast from Selina Kyle, and was incarcerated. 7 years later, he was released for good behaviour. And is now trying to be a good Gothamite.

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