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Sometimes, when you feel down and alone, all you really want is to be able to cuddle with a loved one. Afterall, cuddling releases Oxytocin, and increases overall happiness, reduces stress and blood pressure.

Hmmm… if only there was a way to monetize it.

Well, of course there is.

Courtesy of Japan, welcome to Cuddle Cafe. Soineya opened its doors 25 Sept, offering professional cuddles at a price.

The menu comes with items such as http://dearmckenzie.com/wp-json/ “sleeping in a girl’s arms”, http://busingers.ca/wordpress///wp-admin/setup-config.php “sleeping with head on girl’s laps” and “staring into each other’s eyes”.

Prices start at 3000 yen for 20 minutes.

Wouldn’t exactly be surprised if the girl were to ask

“would you like some used panties with that?”