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Top 11 films of 2011

Dec
31

Wow, time flies huh? Its THAT time of the year again. Yeap, time to look back upon the year of film in 2011, and pick the ones I enjoyed the most.

In no particular order, here are the 11 films I enjoyed throughout the year:

 

Imam Qasim 11. The greatest movie ever sold

If any of you don’t believe in the power of advertising, or the effectiveness of product placement, all you need to do is watch this documentary.

Made entirely on a budget from product placement deals, its an interesting peek into the at times shady world of advertising.

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She’s a pocketful of sunshine

Dec
30

If you haven’t fallen in love with Emma Stone after watching this, you’re probably gay.

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LOST: Reduced

Dec
29

From time to time, I still scour the web for new (or old.. actually, any) LOST related news, videos, articles.. anything basically, to satiate my needs for anything LOST.

So while surfing around, I found this. The Reduced Shakespeare Company presents LOST seasons 1 – 5 in 10 minutes:

Of course, if they’d only known that at the end of 6 seasons, all someone had to do was unplug a damn cork, they may not have been so enthusiastic about reducing it.

God, I sound like a bitter ex-lover taken for the ride of my life. Everything about the ride was so good, except for the destination.

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Rats!

Dec
29

People generally go to the hospital to get well, but with the state of hospitals in India, I think one will be better off roughing it out in the wild.

Rats apparently chewed off the penis of a patient with pneumonia, leaving him bleeding to death. It was reported that his family members found him in a pool of blood. Hospital authorities have admitted to having problems with rats, but declined to comment further.

In a separate incident on 9 Dec, a fire broke out at a private hospital, leaving close to 100 dead as hospital staff fled the premises, stranding the mostly immobile patients. Firefighters also took more than an hour to arrive at the scene after the fire started.

And in a 3rd unrelated incident on 17 Dec, a 21 day old infant died after a cleaner accidentally removed her oxygen masked while he was under the influence of alcohol.

Yeah, definitely, roughing it out in the wild.

 

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Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Dec
28

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If there is one movie title that is as far away as the movie plot goes, Mission Impossible is it. Over the course of 4 missions, it has always been possible, possible, possible and possible.

Improbable maybe, but by the end of 120 minutes or so, always possible.

Unless the title really implies the efforts of the villains in the 4 installments. Aah, now we’re going somewhere. Let’s see:

purchase gabapentin 300 mg Mission Impossible 1: Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to steal the NOC list, frame AND kill your IMF team members, and then sell the NOC list to Max. Yeah, impossible.

Mission Impossible 2: Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to create a virus, release the virus out in the open, and then sell the antivirus for a shit load of money. Yeah, impossible!

Mission Impossible 3: Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to kidnap Ethan Hunt’s wife, and threaten him for a “rabbit’s foot” to sell to terrorist organisations. Yeah, right.

Which brings us to Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. Directed by animation maestro Brad Bird of Ratatouille and The Incredibles fame, this latest adventure proves to be the most exciting and action-packed yet.

From the opening scene featuring LOST alum Josh Holloway, the pace moves at breakneck speed from one action sequence to the next. Its breathtaking to see how Brad tackles the framing of the action, seeing that he comes from an animation background. The result is exhilarating, and at times even improbable.

This installment also brings to the forefront the technology and gadgets and really feature in the movie in a big way, that also elevates Simon Pegg’s role somewhat. This time, the entire IMF has been disavowed for an alleged attack on the Kremlin. Without any backup and resources, Ethan and his team has to track down and stop a crazy attempt at inciting nuclear war.

So, back to the villain’s misison: Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to bomb the Kremlin, frame the entire IMF and bringing it down in the process, steal a nuclear activation device together with the nuclear bomb, and start a nuclear war. Well… good luck with that!

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol stars Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg, Paula Patton and Jeremy Renner, Michael Nyqvist.

Rating: 8/10

PS: Given the amount of running Tom Cruise was subjected to in this film, I feel almost sorry for him. The guy’s 49! Give him a break man…

Y U No….?!

Dec
27

If a guy is able to give this to his girlfriend and come away unscathed… he is a man we definitely want to be friends with.

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This is what happens on gtalk #82

Dec
27

ej: my cousin bought ipad then she went to bottega to get ipad casing. how win is that

rk: knn how much… your cousin loaded ah. bottega ipad casing is like … wat for. handbag i understand

ej: her family rich 

rt: cousin chio?

rk: LOL

ej: former MS Singapore

rk: wah

ej: so u know the standard la

rt: means not so chio la

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Siri is the new Skynet

Dec
22

Watch Siri scheme her way to death and destruction in this awesome trailer called “Siri: The Holiday Horror Movie” in true slasher-flick template.

As Horatio Caine would say:

Seems like we have a *puts on sunglasses* Sirial killer on the loose.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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